The above letter has been left in it's
original form except for the identity.
This next letter is infamous! One of our favorites
listened to your assembly and we thought it was interesting
that you said only 10% of your marriage consisted of sex.
Well, we did the math and figured that if that was true, you
spend 3.3 hours a day having sex. YOU'RE MY HERO!
365 days x 24 hours + 4 hours = 8764
hours in one year
8764 hours/ 365= 2.4 hours per day
But since you are away 100 day in a
hours/ 265= 3.3 hours of sex per day.
Love, Bill Hurst
I was trying to make the point that love and sex are not
the same thing and my statement was "Less than 10% of my
marriage has anything to do with sex yet I am more in love
with my wife than the day I married her". This letter
has caused me to rethink my statement. "Less than 1% of
my marriage has anything to do with sex and I am more in love
with her today than ever"! Students are great!